...She fucks like a star.



I'm lame. I'm annoying. I'm lazy. I'm pathetic. I'm stupid. I'm obscure. I'm insane. I'm irrational. I'm perverted. I'm fierce. I'm mad. I'm weird. I'm vain.

The name's Jacy Ong. Come rock my world.

Feelings I recollect, through stories that I tell.

When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

I write however I want to. Constructive criticisms are most welcomed. Read at YOUR own risk. I am not responsible for any severe mental retardation or depression or whatsoever.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 @ 11:25 AM
The Blindfolded

I dream of you last night. But that's really not the case right now, no?

I have come to learn that the media could be such a fuck-off, how they'd go to any extent to twist and warp the truth into something completely different. I strongly believed in him, it's good that he has passed on, far far away from all the deceits and blatant lies. 

Right now, I'm sort of restless. Fucking offer letter, I haven't an inkling as to why is it taking them so long just to mail the letter to me?! There are times when I could have broken down and wept till the night's over, but I guess I chose the other path, the road less taken. 

Ugh, fuck you for driving me to the last bitter end. 

Sunday, June 28, 2009 @ 2:29 PM
The Reality We Fell Into

It's been 4 quarters and poofs by the piano, I just got back from Malacca. 

The main purpose was actually to pay a visit to my university. My family travelled all the way from Ipoh (starting point, as usual) to Semenyih after dropping by at KLCC as my mom insisted on getting her cosmetics products there. I had to take the chance to indulge myself in the world of parfumes. After all, it's one of my terrible addictions. Do not take any offence to what I'll be saying afterwards, I just found it slightly amusing. 

The promogayters were well, self-explanatory and one of them had such a bad stink to himself. It was like a bucketful of sweat & a cup of shit coalesced into one theory of something foul. One of Chloe's appealed to me compared to others, but I'm still undecided. Why has there be so many perfumes?! Fuck you designers. 

Headed over to Nottingham after much dread, the good and the bad. I was blown away by the sight of it somehow, it's a well-structured and I assume, well-endowed, white building with greeneries around it. It's the ideal place to study, such condusiveness of the environment is not to be rejected. The bad was, we were not aware of the the fact that the Britains work only five days a week. The guard explained to us that the office was closed, thus the big letdown and disappointed to the four of us in the car. Really, we travelled hundreds of kilometres for nothing. On the bright side, I got to see and feel the university in front of my eyes. 

I will probably be going down again on the July 4th, as Nottingham's having an Open Day. 

Yaoyao is the most adorable thing ever in Malacca aww. :3 


When we're dead, we're somebody. It just takes that much to run across the mind that it's that way I guess. Life's philosophy is so confusing at times. Contraries in my head everytime, it's rather difficult to deal with. But oh well, it's the reality we fell into. 

Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:16 PM
The Legend.

I can't believe it, it's all so sudden. I'm at a loss for a words actually, for I have never really known this guy nor his music. but of course, there were some really good times of him. 

You'll always be remembered and treasured deeply for the unforgettable music, whether you were wronged or not. It's a cruel world.  

Rest in peace, MJ. 

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 @ 5:58 PM
The Retrolulz

By yours truly. 

Monday, June 22, 2009 @ 3:02 PM
The Shocking News.


Dad : Did mommy call you?
Me : Noooooooo. 
Dad : Girl, it's Swinburne... 
Me : Oh okay... *trying to sound as happy as possible but I guess I failed* 
Dad : *gives out a chuckle* Nottingham hahah! 
Dad : Daddy called and asked for you. 

Mom : I KNOWWWWW. I'm so happy I wanna get off work right now and kiss you.
Me : Awwwwwwwww. Uh. 
Mom : So good that you got Nottingham. At least it's not in Sarawak. 

Felt like a large boulder has just been lifted off my shoulders, right now for the letter to come. And to settle everything before I leave for the next July intake. Is it me or everything in Malaysia is so prone to last-minute-work? Downright obvious you know what the answer is anyway. Rhetorical much.  


Anyways, here are some good stuff I came across. 

Question :
If you die, what happens to your Myspace? 
Like if you die, does your Myspace like deletes itself or does a friend do it? Or does it just sit there unattended?

Answer : 
It deletes itself. You see, when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have had in your life. They are inserted a few months after your birth. Everyone has them. 

Question : 
Help! I'm 14 and I've never ejaculated any sperm! Help?! 
im 14 my names ben. i have been masturbating for the best of 5 years, since i was 9! but thats not the point. i have never had a wet dream, and the only thing that comes outta my penis is pee. please help.

ps, i masturbate 3 times daily. 

Answer : 

A family was at the dinner table. 
The son asked his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' 
The father, surprised, said, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. 
In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. 
In her 30's to 40's, they're like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. 
After 50, they're like onions'. 
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' 

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 
'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' 
The mother, surprised, smiled and said, 'Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. 
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. 
In his 30's and 40's, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. 
After his 50's, it's like a Christmas tree'. 
'A Christmas tree?' 
'Yes. Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker." 

Janet responded. "Just because I am considered ugly, doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances." 

Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?" 

Janet: "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can." 

Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine. 

Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you Janet?."

I will not disappoint if I said these are really some fucking good stuff. One needs a laugh or so anyway heh. 

Sunday, June 21, 2009 @ 4:04 PM
The Awesomenesssssh.

Bonjour! I wanna take a ride on your discostick,  Manson. I dunno what do I see in you. It's horrible! Despite the fact that you may be so ugly, I still want you. *cries* 

I've disappeared for yet a few times now. Major apologies to my friends who have been complaining that I've gone missing. XD 

Soooooo. Today's father's day. Yeah. Don't care. 

Anyways, I totally had so much fun last evening with my same ol' same ol' good ol' good ol' girlfriends! Man, like seriously we haven't had such a huge gathering. Probably it'll be the last for the year, I miss you girls heaps. And fuck myself for not updating myself with the latest news. You guys know what it is. I'm still not over it. I'm depressed hell yeahhhhhh! Don't be surprised if you find me dead over a balcony railing or sumfink or nuttin. 

Naww. I ain't like that. 


Another boooooooooooook.

I assume she wants somebody. Fresh florist huh. We get it. 

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TOOOOOO, MOMMMYY.  Love love love the overdone smile yo!  

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DADDDY. Ich liebe dich. :) 

Thursday, June 18, 2009 @ 2:42 PM
The Worthy & The Worthless.

This song is so beautiful, tragic but beautiful. 

I've been trying to learn up their songs and a few more. Peggy thought my Inevitable cover was pretty good. Now that keeps me motivated. 

So glad I found Anberlin. Oh yeah. 

Monday, June 15, 2009 @ 3:50 PM
The Delusional

NOTE : People-who-actually-have-the-equilibrium-in-their-fucking-heads content. 

This is for the people they want you, Adam wasn't made for us. 

I'm so sick of being shunned by the government. I suppose you consider singing the national anthem, a way of bringing people of different differences together. I suppose you consider shoving the impractical slogan up our faces, a way to dismiss the shortcomings you've ever had. I suppose you consider your crediblity and superiority, a way to shut us up. I suppose you never thought of the fucking shit that you put the children through, the oxygen masks we use to merely stay alive are just masks. 

I do not question the Federal Constitution, that's something for sure. But doing away with injustice, as far as I've noticed, has never really been an option. I'm speaking generally here, what you're seeing right now is fakevolution. You throw us away when you don't need us, you think of us as garbage in the country. What hell does that make you? Am I sorry that we're all dressed in flaw. You just don't see what we're going through, do you? Pushing aside the more deserving ones, letting in the ineffectual ones. I guess you never knew how much we relied on you, you just never knew. 

You put the seeds in us, in this dying tree. You sell each other's shit, making us feel worthless and discarded. Sometimes we wished we were good enough for you, so that we'll know that we're not alone. 

I guess after all, we're just a pitiful anonymous. 

Being an anonymous we shall be known one day. We'll all bounce back, proving you wrong, making you regret that you had not even wanted to lay one eye on us. 

Sunday, June 14, 2009 @ 6:25 PM
The New 'Rammsteinlulz'

Adopted from some hot computer science to-be Ukrainian. 

Hellborn Ycaj Di: does sonne mean sun or son
Hellborn Ycaj Di: XDDDD
Hellborn Ycaj Di: or song
yarorostino: sun ^^
Hellborn Ycaj Di: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hellborn Ycaj Di: ich will = i will 
yarorostino: nah
Hellborn Ycaj Di: feuer frei = french fries?
Hellborn Ycaj Di: lol
yarorostino: i want
yarorostino: XDDDDDDDD
Hellborn Ycaj Di: for fly?
Hellborn Ycaj Di: fo fly!
yarorostino: nope
Hellborn Ycaj Di: fray?
yarorostino: fo shizzle
Hellborn Ycaj Di: omg srsly?! XD
yarorostino: feuer = fire
                     frei = free
yarorostino: like...
Hellborn Ycaj Di: oooooooooooohhhhhhhh
yarorostino: "fire!"
Hellborn Ycaj Di: against open burning?! :O

What can I say? I'm predestined to learn Geemanz mothafuckas! 

Saturday, June 13, 2009 @ 3:40 PM
The Start of the Same Craze



@ 2:49 PM
The Sub-Par


Now that I'm listening to Rammstein, god I wished I stayed up whole night for the tickets. I mean it is pointless indeed, coz it's not like I'll be able to fly over to Germany anyway. ASDFG! I wonder if I'll be able to visit them sometime soon. After all cultural exchange may not be that negative, eh? We definitely need something to knock the living heads off some of the people in the country. 


It was so kind of my cousins as they took all the trouble to drop me in Ipoh, and went all the way back to Taiping after. Did I tell you about how great the trip was? I'm afraid I haven't. Well we did not really do anything out of the ordinary, don't expect anything of that sort really. But you know, that's where the wonder is. I don't know about you guys, who are maybe, note the word maybe I don't want you dropping bombs on me, who are shrouded in all materialisticity's individualisticity, but as for myself, it was just all the worth for the go. 

Oy.. the number of commas in my sentence. I guess that gave you the slightest inkling idea of how my compositions usually are. 

Note : Image heavy. And I tried my very best to keep 'em in order but I just couldn't give a damn anymore. 

Deformed, I know. 

My first webcam session, I think. YAY FOR ME. XD

He was just too cute. Ren said what I did was illegal. I DUN CAREEEEEEEE. ._.

Doraemon obsesso. D:

This book made me cry nonstop. 

Blobby, commonly known as Bob. He's such an idiot. 

Monday, June 8, 2009 @ 11:12 AM
The Semi-Hiatus part2

For the sake of keeping something alive. The blog.

I'm actually with my gorgeous cousins right now, staying over at their place for a couple of days. I guess it's a way or so to keep me occupied during this really long dreading holidays. I need to do something man, kind of sick of the situation I'm in. Like I always say, patience has never really been one of my virtues, as much as I wished it could be mine. I know it'll all come into the picture soon. Puzzles would soon be completed, giving birth and life to whole new masterpiece. I hope I'll be able to cope with all of it.

.... and I also hope that things will go fine in the ever shining legacy of the Ongs. :)

Anyone missing me yet? :OOO

Saturday, June 6, 2009 @ 10:40 PM
The Triple Fs


I'm sorta kinda maybe distressed by the fact that mom is not approving of me bringing her ropes over. I'm getting cranky easily lately, so not a good thing. 

Anywho, today was yet another awesome day. How many times do I say awesome in a day man.. It's awesome. Well, Kah Men dragged me outta the house today and I can't help but to oblige as I haven't seen her since last year. I missed having her talking to me after school so much. Sometimes she would stay back with me, Kimberly and Val just for a little jamming session. Boy, do I miss those days. Ever since she left for Penang's INTI, certainly things weren't the same. She used to give me random phone calls and we would talk and talk for hours.. At least Wai Kit has been constantly giving me phone calls of nonsence and crap. When I laugh on the phone, it's beyond compare. *hides* I'm well entertained in the worst way possible lol. 

Both of us recollected many of our recent things, she told me alot of things about her life there. The least I could do for her is lend her an ear, nothing beats that. I'm not forgetting the weird stares people gave us in JJ, they were looking at me as if I was the only gay in the village or something. Yeah but no but yeah but no but. We were just holding hands and shit. Much better than you pooping in your knickers. Oh wells. 

I probably had the most expensive dinner yet. It was awesome, albeit the fact that my stomach was hating on my guts. Maybe it's due to the improper meals I've been taking, when I have something complete I get the nausea.

Bumped into Mr. Lye! <3

Fantastic fabulous flawless.

I kept poking this baby boy till he woke up. ;_;

I'll be away for a few days from now onwards. Going over to my cousin's for a few days. It's so gonna be fantastic fabulous and flawless. 

Miss me heaps! 8D